UM Pyjama Shirt Size:S The only remaining mementos of

The only remaining mementos of humanity are a jar of hot dogs

HAHAHAHAH BURGERS ON BOXERS

These are a pair of wildly sought after TC Socks

could be that people just love ice cream

Instead of getting just one pair of beautiful boxer shorts

UM Pyjama Shirt Size:S The only remaining mementos ofA pajama shirt bearing the University of Mediocrity logo. Designed for nights where excellence is optional and comfort is mandatory. Soft cotton, deep green, no unnecessary details. This is sleepwear for the scholar of stillness, majoring in moderation, and the dreamer who prefers balance over burnout. A piece that does exactly what it needs to, and nothing more. Just like you!