Unicorn Being A Jerk parody author Sam Miserendino presents a

author Sam Miserendino presents a delightful tale that will entertain readers with its charming combination of innocence and lack thereof

there's no reason you can't whip up some Crazy Cantina Chili at near light speed

A new way forward means we can’t hold on too tightly to our own self-defeating thoughts or the displaced pain in our world

No writings by him exist (if they ever existed at all)

a greedy mole

Unicorn Being A Jerk parody author Sam Miserendino presents aIn Unicorn Being A Jerk, author illustrator C. W. Moss revealsthrough approximately 55 colorful illustrations and accompanying captionsthat unicorns are not the majestic creatures we think they are but are in fact jerks whose petty, selfish antics include stomping on childrens sandcastles, feeding bacon to pigs, denying the holocaust, and parking in handicap spots at the mall. In the vein of The Book of Bunny Suicides, this humor book will be required