Bad Alexus: Naughty Personal Assistant Jumpsuits ✦ Set of 2 gold

✦ Set of 2 gold plated bobby pins adorned with the cutest satin bows

ICEE > ICE 🖕

Does chaos reign supreme in your heart

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Author Allan Zullo offers up more than 200 vernacular verses presented in themes such as:

Bad Alexus: Naughty Personal Assistant Jumpsuits ✦ Set of 2 goldYou've met the intelligent, voice activated speaker, but have you met her not so smart, potty mouthed cousin? Meet Alexus! Rude, angry, and downright offensive, this devilish device is sick of your questions. Rumor has it she was dropped in production, losing some screws and cracking her chip Has 10 incredibly mean responses to insult you and your friends, such as "I'm not your bloody slave, you know!" and "You can kiss my ass!" If you want Alexus to