Existentialist Ornaments "Archie's Attic" Intricate articulation allows it to

Intricate articulation allows it to be posed just like frame 352 of the famous Patterson film footage

Fall into the lap of luxury with automated irritation

You get a Bacon Scented Mustache

this glass ornament perfectly captures every asymmetrical wrinkle and errant lump

So take that cash out of your actual briefs and move it to your pocket panties

Existentialist Ornaments "Archie's Attic" Intricate articulation allows it toThis set of three glass 2" diameter Existentialist Ornaments features an all star lineup of existential thought that will add a dash of cheer to your tree. You get Albert Camus, Simone de Beauvoir, and Jean Paul Sartre to help you stare into the abyss of the holidays. Theres also a completely hopeless and cynical quote on the back of each one to add a dash of reality to the family Christmas. Includes string for hanging.