I Love Your Mum Coaster Introvert Gift or a substantial 15 oz

or a substantial 15 oz vessel for those grueling days when you are surrounded by exceptional stupidity

6 cm in height

This mat introduces itself with pure

instantly setting a festive

Need a dose of delusion to start your day

I Love Your Mum Coaster Introvert Gift or a substantial 15 ozA Message from the Chairman: On the Expression of Affection Sir Cucumber Dog is not, by nature, a sentimental creature. He does not do greeting cards. He does not do heartfelt speeches. He does not, under any circumstances, do hugs. But he does believe in honesty. And the honest truth is that your mum is, by all accounts, a remarkable woman. Someone clearly thinks so, anyway. Enough to put it on a coaster. In your house. Where you have to look at it