"You're Not Aging Well" Funny Birthday Mug | Sir Cucumber Dog Size:15 oz High Contrast Sabotage: High resolution

High Contrast Sabotage: High resolution direct to garment printing ensures the atrocious black font and the lazy green zigzag pop violently against the crisp white fabric

Premium high-gloss ceramic build designed for longevity and daily office warfare

Lay down the facts right at the entrance

and it complements any collection of humorous home decor

Non-Slip Base: Crucial for bathroom safety

"You're Not Aging Well" Funny Birthday Mug | Sir Cucumber Dog Size:15 oz High Contrast Sabotage: High resolutionA Definitive Audit of Your Cellular Decay Sir Cucumber Dog has observed your attempts to celebrate another trip around the sun, and frankly, he finds the enthusiasm misplaced. While humans enjoy "celebrating" their milestones, the Chairman prefers to focus on the cold, hard data: and the data suggests you have seen better days. This premium ceramic vessel is the perfect way to deliver a dose of reality with your morning tea. Featuring the blunt,